what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

how much fish could a chicken

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Ready for something funny? nothing

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What is funnier than 24 69

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Tucker Rivera

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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