Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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How High is a Chinese man

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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