- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Mahmy

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Badabing.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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