What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

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There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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