- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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