Caolan and Eamon

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

a man makes a bad joke

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...