- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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