- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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