- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

I used to know what alzheimers was

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Terraria

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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