What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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