- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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