What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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