A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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