Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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