What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A jew enters a mall.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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