Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

A paralysed man falls over.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

whats black and strange a paki

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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