- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

An Aisian failed a test

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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