Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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hear hear

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Guess what? AIDS!

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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