- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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