- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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