How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than this That :(

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A mormon walks into a bar.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

I am very humble.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Anti Joke

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