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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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