What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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