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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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