- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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