Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Tim likes girls

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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WOw you have no life

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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