- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

24

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??