- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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