Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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