Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Anti Joke

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