What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Katy Perry

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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