Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Caca.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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Your Mother

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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