- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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