- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Your mom.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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