- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Obama walks into a hospital....

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Tilt your screen back

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

don't just stand there

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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