- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Mahmy

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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