- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

The dewey decimal system

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Michael Brown

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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