- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Women's Rights

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Feminism

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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