- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why did sally drown cause she was black

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Small Penis.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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