Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Michael Brown

The dewey decimal system

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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