- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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