- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

whats worse than gill? nothing

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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