What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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