- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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