- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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