Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

I have read the terms and conditions

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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