what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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