- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What black and has children A black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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