- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

why is pie good. because it just is.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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