- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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