- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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