- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

whats up and also down? your mum

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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