- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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