Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Women

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Terry has ebola

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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