Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What do you call a bear. Rob.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

roy g biv

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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