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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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