- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Julian Ha.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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