Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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