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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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