- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What's the difference between a duck?

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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