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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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