- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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