Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

kennah campion when she talks

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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