- Anti Joke

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.