- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

hey hey apple

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Face...the other white meat!

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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