- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

What do you call your mom? Mom

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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