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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

women's rights

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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