Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Horse.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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