- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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