A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

A cat playing laser tag.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

when debbie meets downer

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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