- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Justin with a hat.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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