- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What's the new green? Green

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

I literally died laughing

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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