Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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