A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Bob Saget that is all

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

I was watching Fox news.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

ur an fagit

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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