Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Justin beiber's penis

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A woman wears a dress.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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