- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Knock knock open

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Knock knock.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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