- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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