What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Hello.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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