- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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