- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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