A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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canadians

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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homosexual

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Caolan and Eamon

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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