- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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