Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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Black people having a Job.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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