- Anti Joke

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."