- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

what?

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Christianity.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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