- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Thats what she said

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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