- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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