- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

MAKE

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What do you do at a club? You club.

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home