- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A seal walks into a club.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Julian Ha.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

A guy at a baseball game....

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