Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

ur an fagit

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Bob Saget that is all

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

I was watching Fox news.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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