"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A Duck walks into a bar.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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