- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

( . Y . )

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A paralysed man falls over.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??