- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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