How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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