A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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roy g biv

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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